snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a serious of unnecessary events
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like
do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake
or do you swing it around to air dry
I need to know
that duck looks really clean
if you have nothing good to say say it
i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies
sometimes i think im funny but actually im not
omfg this gif is the answer for everything
"how are you?"
"did you get a good grade?"
"how’s your romantic life?"
how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?
I’m the type of person that never starts a conversation and then wonders why I have no friends