if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring
I want to know how likely it is that my child will receive the gene for good wordplay
I’ll use a punnett square
literally, ignore them.
don’t invite any parts of them into your space.
all i want is attention but only from certain people
Literally the best bromance to ever bromance
I have a lot of feels about turk and jd. Yeah they were both straight but they loved each other and it never was a “no homo” thing. It got pretty homo at times and they embraced it and it didn’t matter. The joke wasn’t that they were gay, it wasn’t even a joke. They had serious friend love for each other and showed it in healthy ways. It showed cis men that were compassionate for each other in a positive way(yeah it got goofy at times but it was a comedy)
Sorry I love scrubs.
I have an unabashedly sincere love for Scrubs and I don’t care what anyone else says
you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out
my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another