impseity:

This movie is A+

(Source: blewart)

churchvan:

if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

(Source: owenhartofficial)

2spooky4boo:

restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

(Source: sir-broccoli)

frlcker:

having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring

(Source: studip)

communistbakery:

communistbakery:

I want to know how likely it is that my child will receive the gene for good wordplay

I’ll use a punnett square

(Source: communistbakery)

start ignoring people who threaten your joy.
literally, ignore them.
say nothing.
don’t invite any parts of them into your space.

Alex Elle  (via lilgivenchyprincess)

(Source: alexandraelle)

xmasclub:

all i want is attention but only from certain people


petrichoriousparalian:

translikeuswereborntorun:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance

I have a lot of feels about turk and jd. Yeah they were both straight but they loved each other and it never was a “no homo” thing. It got pretty homo at times and they embraced it and it didn’t matter. The joke wasn’t that they were gay, it wasn’t even a joke. They had serious friend love for each other and showed it in healthy ways. It showed cis men that were compassionate for each other in a positive way(yeah it got goofy at times but it was a comedy)

Sorry I love scrubs.

I have an unabashedly sincere love for Scrubs and I don’t care what anyone else says

(Source: darkchocolateandtea)

herlittlepleasures:

you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out

(Source: junoonee)

matberninger:

my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another 

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