full time job with health care benefits
Blowjob? or handjob?
when someone tries to eat my food:
I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
- WiFi: connected
- Me: then fucking act like it
When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
Literally, ignore them.
Don’t invite any parts of them into your space.