so i have this dilemma

I love singing but i suck at it

so if this post gets 100+ notes

I will audition for X Factor Australia

if this post gets 500+ notes

I will make my best friend do it with me

whilst wearing sombreros

and singing ‘500 miles’

sound good?



there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me




May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

Omg thank you


My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry



You can be healthy or unhealthy at any body size. Body shaming is never okay to get a point across. Putting another body type down to make another feel better is never okay.

You can’t be healthy at any body size. It’s still no one else’s business or right to judge if health isn’t a priority for you. But obesity isn’t healthy regardless of healthy eating choices and exercise regimen.


my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone



(Source: vogueissima)


im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well we know who the gay one is” and they heard her and none of them have said a word since


waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like


(Source: nentindo)


I miss talking to you

I think too much. I think ahead. I think behind. I think sideways. I think it all. If it exists, I’ve fucking thought of it.
Winona Ryder (via everyday-islike-sunday)

(Source: alabaly)

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