cramp:

snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it

I hope
you never
regret me.

5:00 p.m. (Please don’t ever think of me as a mistake)

(Source: angryasianfeminist)

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

(Source: therealslimblakeslee)

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75
Benjamin Franklin  (via metalhearted)

(Source: bkoo)

mephisto073:

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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that duck looks really clean

(Source: officialkrudd)

unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

(Source: unit03)

wifisearcher:

sometimes i think im funny but actually im not

lauren-jauregui:

pashmere:

omfg this gif is the answer for everything

"how are you?"

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"did you get a good grade?"

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"how’s your romantic life?"

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how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?

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And while you’re off fucking your new girlfriend, the ditzy stoner with a bad dye job. I hope memories of me hit you like a train. I hope you remember that I was the one that talked to you all night when your grandma died and it was me that held you in my arms on the days where all you wanted was to be dead to the world. I hope you remember when we made KD in our underwear and that you kissed me while I was sitting on the kitchen counter. I hope you remember that I was the one who sat through those horribly made horror movies with you just to make you smile and that I was the one who listened to you rant on and on about how much of an asshole your dad was. I hope you remember that I was the one that convinced you to quit smoking cigarettes and that I was the one that always accepted your dumb apologies. I hope you remember that it was always me. You know it was. I hope you know that it was always you too. I hope you remember that I loved all of you. I hope you know it was exhausting. But above all, I hope you’re happy.
(H.S) Just so you know - dumbdaisies (via perfect)
Funny how they wait ‘till you’re gone just to miss you.
Kanye West (To the World)

(Source: florential)

sorry:

I’m the type of person that never starts a conversation and then wonders why I have no friends

(Source: sorry)


(Source: bricesander)

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