so i have this dilemma
I love singing but i suck at it
so if this post gets 100+ notes
I will audition for X Factor Australia
if this post gets 500+ notes
I will make my best friend do it with me
whilst wearing sombreros
and singing ‘500 miles’
there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”
never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone
Omg thank you
My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry
You can be healthy or unhealthy at any body size. Body shaming is never okay to get a point across. Putting another body type down to make another feel better is never okay.
You can’t be healthy at any body size. It’s still no one else’s business or right to judge if health isn’t a priority for you. But obesity isn’t healthy regardless of healthy eating choices and exercise regimen.
my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone
im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well we know who the gay one is” and they heard her and none of them have said a word since
waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like
I miss talking to you